(©Dave Brockie 2001)</p>

<i>I believe in Bilbo Baggins!</i></p>

Faggot<br>
Well I'm a [crying?] greasy faggot<br>
And I'm a little tiny maggot<br>
and now I'm fuckin' Bilbo Baggins</p>

Faggot—faggot on fire<br>
Take it—take it to the wire<br>
Faggot—faggot on fire<br>
Take it—take it to the wire</p>

Fire on fire on fire on fire on fire faggot!</p>

Faggot<br>
Well I'm a little greasy faggot<br>
I [.............?] faggot<br>
and now I'm fuckin' Bilbo Baggins<br>
I really <b>am</b> Bilbo Baggins</p>

Faggot—faggot on fire<br>
Take it—take it to the wire<br>
Faggot—faggot on fire<br>
Take it—take it to the wire</p>

Fire!<br>
Fire on my foreskin<br>
Fire!<br>
Oh, some guys never win</p>

Faggot—faggot on fire<br>
Making me perspire</p>

Fire on fire on fire on fire on fire faggot!</p>

<b><u>Comments</b></u><br>
Artist Comment: "A lot of people have interpreted this song as an anti-gay song. Well it's not, though we'll have some of those later. Not because I'm anti-gay, but just to please the fans that are. What this song is really about is a sexual "gay-awakening", a homo so horny he is literally "on fire", rather than being burnt alive while tied to a fence. More specifically, this song is about a gay chicano busboy who is confronted by the spirit of Geronimo while jacking off in a Wall Street bathroom. Hence the Tolkein reference."</p>

<b><u>Other Recordings</b></u><br>
Live From Ground Zero</b> (CD 2002)</p>